Sunday, January 29, 2006
my gosh . my poor poor stomach . i think im going ta fast for 3 years after today . wad is WRONG WITH EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD ?! okay okay , its chinese new year , so everyone's in a very celebraty mood . budden do they have to celebrate by stuffing their faces , PLUS mine ? gosh , those woman who were eating like crazy are the exact people who complain to me , 363 days a year minus 2 days of cny , how fat they are . IF YOU BLOODY THINK YOU'RE FAT , WHY BOTHER EATING SO MUCH ? geesshh . their model answer to me is , "because life is short , and we have to enjoy ourselves ." my dad's stupid answer was , "because , my dear daughther , ITS THERE . " PISSHH . i seriously do not give a bloody damn if its there or on the moon , stuffing your faces in food jus because its cny is NOT a good thing . esp if you're so boliao , like my mother , that STRIGHT after we went to both my grandmas house , she complains in the car how humongous her stomach is , and that she vows to go to the gym every single morning to work out . my reply to her was , "go all you want , jus don't wake me up ." she gives me a smirk and says , "we'll see ."
like WTF ? my families full of weirdos . my cousin jus proclaimed to the other 3 of us that she's a woman from Mars . she then went on to explain how her planet functions , and that currently it is still Christmas in her planet . they apparently wake up at 5am in the morning , eat breakfast at 7am , lunch at 5pm , dinner at 12am . den they sleep at 1am . my another cousin went , " oh really ? that explains the protruding bludge at the stomach typical Marcians like you have . " my Marsian cousin , stoned for 10secs , den ran off to chase the escaping cousin screaming , "HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MARSIAN PRINCESS !" "-_- my gosh . weird or normal behaviour , you decide .
suddenly i felt someone POUNCE on me from the back . i turned around , its was my mother . she dragged me to the "MajiongRoom" in my grandma's house , and forced me to sit down with a chopper butchers use to chop their chicken meat . she then screamed at my brother , "JOJO ! SUJUN ! (thats the name of his girlfriend) " the couple sashayed into the room , and answered with the obvious , "WHAT ." then my mother started to explain how young girls my age were married off in other countries , and how they were taught to please their husband plus mother-in-laws . den she told us that learning how to play mahjiong (?!) was a good way to please their mother-in-laws plus grandmother-in-laws . she then FINALLY saw the look of HUH in my face , and went on to scream in those ways coffeeshop aunties usually do when they wanna tell the guy making coffee the customers wan a teh-oh . anyway , she yelled "WHY YOUR LOOK LIKE THAT ONE HUH ? YOU KNOW HORH , YOU ACTUALLY VERY PREETYY ONE , YOU LIKE THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THOSE SAN GU LIU PO JUS HEAR GOSSIP LEH . " my obvious reaction , "-_- . so i sweetly told her to sit down , and explained that shouting like the coffeeshop auntie was going to make her wonderful (PUI) voice break and grow more wrinkles on her face . den my brother's girlfriend jumped in to distract her , by dragging my standing-in-the-corner-laughing-his-head-off brother into the conversation . my cue to run off . (:
waitwait , important part , I RECEIVED MANY MANY ANGPAOS !$380 in total ! wahahah . tml still got sia . go my mother's boss house , SIIOOKK ! he damn generous . last yr angpao give me $250 sia ! rich jiu shi rich le . nothing to say .
sia larh . some person add me on msn . i ask who , the person tell me fan of renfu . i thought my fanclub people , in the end is some pervert . first thing , "you got hp ?" i say yarh . then he say , "you how old ?" i say 14 . the person say im 15 . give me your number ! i went , HUH . den he goes on to say , "i need to go . i give you my number , ******** . msg me okay . bye . " i went , WTF ? wan to pao niu also where got like that one . seriously , that was like the WORST PICKUP LINE I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE . and better still , he tells me his name is ZAX . den 5mins later , he told me his name was Hansel or wadever shit . i went , that is a stupid name . then he asks if he has a chance to be with me . me , obviously stunned , went , WTF ? then i demand a photo of him . he shows me renfu's pic . i went , FUCK YOU , thats renfu . then he shows another one of this guy with QUITE a hot bod , i was thinking , not bad . until the last one , the pic which shows the REAL him . not the renfu one , nor the hot guy one , IT WAS SOME FAT BAFOOONNS PHOTO . i went , "GOD , NO . THATS AN INSULT TO GUY WATCHERS LIKE ME . PLEASE FUCK OFF , AND SCREW YOURSELF . " den i lifted my mouse , *click* and i blocked him . (: im so proud of myself .
anyways , HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE OUT THERE . esp those who are married , you're reading the blog of a
veeerrrryyy poor lil girl . be nice , drop me an angpao . x)
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